Falling in love comes with more instructions than an Ikea bookshelf.

I don't think I'm meant for anyone who wears curlers.

What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk. "I blame chocolate.

The trick to saying the word cock, is to do it like you have one in your mouth.

Go ahead," Leandro tempted, "I dare you." "I'm a theif, my hands are fast." "I'm a murderer, so are mine.